Every mad scientist wakes up early. You should have a morning routine-you know, showering with lemon juice mixed with water, brushing with homemade toothpaste made from organic chemicals, dressing up in a cotton lab coat, et cetera.
Rookies, interns, and scientists who accidentally brainwashed and forgot might need to stick to a popular routine. So I wrote a few down for the ladies out there, but hey, it doesn’t really matter. Soon I’ll post for the hes reading.
For the Glamourous Geek:
- Wake up! That’s the most important thing! Maybe around 4 or 5 or 6 am, but don’t get into the 7s. Nuh-uh. Do some scretches, maybe a teensy Pilates, but make sure that sleeping mask is off! And please, no tousled hair.
- Hit the bathroom and shut the door! It’s you time. First, make sure you’re on stock. Running out to the drug store simply for a deoderant stick is NOT in-season. Take a shower, and smooth your hair and body. Smooth hair removal lotion around stubby epidermis, scrub your hair with shampoo (and conditioner, NEVER forget that) and cleanse your body. Smoothing on baby wash is good, since baby skin is the best. A little tip: Mix a little pomegranate juice with water and add a touch of lemon, mix some Johnson’s Baby Wash in and rub into skin. You’ll turn noses today.
- After shower comes dental care. Remember to scrub your teeth until the enamel gleams, and ALWAYS floss or mouthwash! Don’t forget to carry one box of Oral-B dental floss in your purse or pocket. Live for fresh breath. Always live for it.
- Now touch yourself up! Comb your hair, add a little gel, powder some blush, and smooth on the deoderant (gel, always floral-scented gel). Lipstick and mascara must be gleaming, and perfect! Remember clothes, cause you can’t conduct experiments in your nightgown.
The Tomboy and the Nerd:
This is similar to the Glamourous Geek, but subtract some stuff. You know what, the make-up, the pomegranate fragrance, the sleeping mask, and you know what.
Next: Starting routines for boys.
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