Colgate Can(not): What I Expect of Toothpaste Part 2

My rant is continued as I ramble on…

And whitening. Whitening. You know, in the public media, every character has gleaming, glistening teeth. The dazzling shine. The perfect smile. The smooth enamel. No missing teeth or stuck food.

Compare THAT to REAL life….

The teeth is crooked. The breath is a horrible stench (if you just ate a darian fruit. The taste is pure heaven, but the smell!..oh, I can’t describe it. Blech.).  And the hue of the teeth. Brownish. Yellowed. Ivory. Off-white.

Where is the “whitening” the toothpapste claims to have?!

Stupid propaganda and persuasion. “Whitening” is all lies.

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